catch-all: akira.

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Right.

He's had enough of this, too. It won't change anything.]

... Fine.

[He's more irritated than anything now, but at least... It doesn't look like he wants to argue about this, either.

Pick a subject, Akira.]

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[well. at least he isn't fleeing. that's something, isn't it?]

You can sit down, you know.

[it's weird if Akechi is the only one standing]

And I think these ducks are spoiled.

[LET US TALK ABOUT DUCKS!]

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... That's what you decided to go with?

[SQUINTS.

But, hey. He's sitting down. Be happy.]

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[HE IS HAPPY. or relieved? grateful? it's some kind of positive emotion, very slight and difficult to interpret. ANYWAY]

I'm open to suggestions.

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[Is it difficult to interpret if you don't bother to try at all?]

Very well. Why don't we speak about how no one in this mansion knows how to properly question other's injuries?

[... Yes. He's salty over Nikki, Melt and now Hunter.]

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[akechi you're such a loser]

[also a flash of wry amusement at that]

You're so critical, detective. Why don't you take over the injuries search from here on out, then?

[Akira will keep Akechi HONEST just like he did this past trial]

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I would, if people like Nakahara-kun and Fotia-san stopped jumping the gun.

[There's an order to these things. :/ Let him be a loser.]

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Instead of complaining about it, why don't you help them when they do?

[PROBLEM SOLVING, AKECHI]

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And what, exactly, do you think I have been doing?

[PEOPLE NYOOM, AKIRA. And Akechi can't check the ladies out himself.]

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Being too slow to initiate the injury search yourself.

[GOTTA NYOOM FASTER, AKECHI]

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If I'm so slow, then why not take initiative yourself?

[BITCH.]

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I'm not a detective.

[IT'S YOUR JOB BITCH]

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Hilarious. As the deceased can't hold a job, technically neither am I. So don't complain and do it.

[SMH!!!]

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. . . you're not dead.

[:/ he'd say that with more OOMPH but some part of him just like. . . deflates slightly at the reminder that Akechi is DEAD]

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... This again? I'm dead. I don't understand why you're so determined to ignore the truth.

[See. This is why Akira needs his weekly reminder.]

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[. . . :/]

[reaches over to thump Akechi on the back of the head. hard enough to sting!! but not hard enough to bruise or like. . . reopen injuries]

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[Jokes on you, Akira! Because Akechi has scratches on the back of his head so that will sting like a bitch, and he will feel it.

Hissing:]

You—!

[AKIRA KURUSU, HE WILL REACH OVER TO YANK YOUR NOSE. :/ VENGEANCE.]

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[HA!!]

[ducks away with a c:!! sort of expression]

You felt that, right?

Dead people don't feel pain.

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That's not—

[IF LOOKS COULD KILL... Exhaling sharply, he smooths down his hair. Bitch.]

I have said it before, and I'll say it again. Everything will go back to the way it's meant to be once we get to the bottom of this. This [gestures! at himself!] is only temporary.

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You don't know that.

[you don't!! he refuses to believe!!!]

[. . . AND SPEAKING OF--]

Especially since that RSVP with your name on it was dated after you "died."

[HMMMM LOOKS LIKE AKIRA DID HIS HOMEWORK]

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[HMMMMMM]

So you finally got around to asking Plum-san for your RSVP.

[Hm.]

But unless the year on yours was plainly visible, that proves nothing.

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Don't tell me you think you accepted a dinner party invitation and then forgot about it for an entire year.

[but it's true that the year was smudged, but. considering the sisters had been adamant the invitations were accepted a week in advance? Akira doesn't think that matters]

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Of course not.

[He scoffs at the insinuation, frowning at him.]

Don't tell me you believe you accepted an invitation and forgot about it for over a month.

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I was in jail.

[THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER TO THE SARCASTIC QUESTION AKECHI IS ASKING, BUDDY]

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[............................]

What?

[GUESS WHO DIDN'T KNOW.]