[Wow!! He scoffs at him.]

Barely? [More like, at all.] At first, I thought it was a poor attempt at a joke. A dinner to die for.

[Since, you know, he's dead. A dinner you literally have to die before participating in.]

Thanks to you, that's no longer plausible. Operating under the assumption that it isn't just hyperbole, however... I can only think of a new, even worse possibility.

[Well.

Your friendly neighborhood hitman is obviously going to think of murder right away.]